Coffee with Qadaffi

Coffee with Qadaffi

(M elodramatic and world weary )

My life is so boring; there is nothing left undone
Everything is la de da and just so damn hum drum
Though I’ve been to gay Paree and seen the wonders of the world
Sometimes I want to take off on the run….or get a gun

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Because my life is stinkin’
I have done some thinkin’
Gonna hop an airplane; here’s what I’m gonna do:

(This part, time to swing it!)
1) I’ll have some coffee with Qadaffi
Hit the sack with Mubarack
Get good and high with Karzai
I’m not worried ‘bout attack

2) Amadinejad might not be so bad
Cut Osama’s beard; I know it’s weird
Never met Hussein and it’s a shame
Can’t imagine why these men are feared

Bridge
Because my life is stinkin’
I have done some thinkin’
Gonna hop an airplane; here’s what I’m gonna do:

(Swing it)
3) I take a trip to the Gaza Strip
And I’ll get good and tanked
I’ll have pita and hummus with Hamas
I hope that they aren’t cranks

4) Please don’t rain when I’m in Bahrain
I’m bound to find some action there
The Moroccan students gave up revolt
Oh how can they be so square?

Brrrring: Time to wake up!

(Melodramatic and world weary)
My life is so boring; there is nothing left undone
Everything is la de da and just so damn hum drum
Though I’ve been to gay Paree and seen the wonders of the world
Sometimes I want to take off on the run….or get a gun

©Sherry Somach Feb. 2011 Don't have music yet, but musical direction is indicated.

With all the horror in the Middle East right now, I had to write one with a little humor

Here it is: