2009 12 Days of Christmas

Every year since 1985 I have been writig a parody of 12 Day of Christmas based on current events of the year.
In recent years I add a spoken part which everyone seems to repeat. The are in parentheses(....)
Here is 2009 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoy'Merry, Happy

Sherry

2009 12 days Sherry Somach 2009
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…..

1 A health care controversy
2 more years of Oprah
3 auto bailouts
4 Woodstock Nation 40
5 Tweets-A-Twittering(Did you read Sarah’s tweet about death panels?)
6 Sixty bill Madoff with Bernie
7 Town Hall Meetings with guns-a toted
8 Octuplets-a-milking
9 Moonwalks for Michael
10 Trollops a-trying a tame the Tiger
11 pigs-a flying (Hey, I didn’t know swine flew)
12 drum rolls for departed icons: Teddy (Kennedy), Farrah (Fawcett), Blossom (Deary), Harry (Kalas.), Walter (Cronkite), Ed (McMahon), Patrick (Swayze), Les(Paul), Andrew
( Wyeth), Soupy (Sales), Dom (Deluise), John (Updike)