The Pointless Debaters Ball- New silly lyirc

'The Pointless Debaters Ball'

copyright 2011 by Rick Reiley

Is the right more right than the left sometimes?

Or is the left more wrong than the right?

What color should you paint a burning house?

And how many days make a night?

How far is up? Which end is down-

When you're floating in outer space?

Who would be faster? A one legged man?

Or a two legged dog in a race?

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Is the glass half empty

Or is it half full?

Or is there a glass at all?

Just another ponderous question

At the Pointless Debaters Ball

What would you do with a million bucks?

How long would it take to go broke?

What kind of razor gives the best kind of shave?

And just what does Betty White smoke?

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