April 28, 2011 Creative Writing Challenge #25: You are going to the Royal Wedding. Tell us with whom, why you're there, and what you find out!

I am going to the Royal Wedding with Fergie of course!!!  No, no, no, not the singing one, the one who threw her head back and brayed like an ass in the Royal Carriage after her own Royal Wedding!!  She has always been my favorite and the only one of the lot, with the possible exception of Harry, who doesn't have a stick-up-the-bum problem.

Anyway, we met at a Weight Watcher's meeting a while back when she caught me in the bathroom with a bag of Chips Ahoy cookies and a jug of milk.  She sat on her stool and I on mine and we ate the entire bag!!  You wouldn't believe the things she told me!!!  For instance, did you know ol' Big Ears makes Camilla nay and whinny like a horse before he'll even kiss her?  Imagine!!

Anyway, once all the cookies and milk were gone, Sarah showed me an emergency exit out of the meeting then had to retreat back inside at the quick step.  She's lactose intolerant you know.  And, of course, we've been chums since.

So, we're sneaking in through an underground entry outside the Abbey that Prince Andrew told her about years ago.  She's never used it, but we're both game to try.  Boy, won't the Queen be PISSED!!

Pretty sure Sarah will have plenty of news for me...  I'll come back 'round and clue you in provided we don't end up in the Tower!!