Why do my feet hurt
And my eyes burn and head ache?
Not sick - Black Friday!
Added by Jami Ward on November 26, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Thankful for my health.
Thankful for my family.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Added by Jami Ward on November 25, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Someone who likes sex
With boy and girl buffalo?
Bison-sexual.
Added by Jami Ward on November 24, 2010 at 1:00am —
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My phone's in pieces.
I can only blame myself.
Now it's purple chrome!
Added by Jami Ward on November 23, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Softly she whispers,
"Can you take me to bed now?
I'm sleepy, Mommy."
Added by Jami Ward on November 22, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Moon shines through bare trees.
Orion reclines in the sky.
Nighttime in winter.
Added by Jami Ward on November 21, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Rock steps that lead down
Stop at the stairs leading up
To my cozy nest.
Added by Jami Ward on November 20, 2010 at 1:00am —
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Full moon overhead
Lights trees in shades of gray through
Air like silver fog.
Added by Jami Ward on November 19, 2010 at 1:00am —
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"Asshat", "Hat Rack" and
"To Bed We Go" are not right.
But thanks for playing.
Added by Jami Ward on November 17, 2010 at 11:00pm —
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Fire-breathing monster
Eating black rocks and shitting
Electricity.
Added by Jami Ward on November 16, 2010 at 7:30pm —
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Is this clock running?
No, really - I think it stopped.
This day is over!
Added by Jami Ward on November 15, 2010 at 11:39pm —
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Driving rain slick roads
Means driving delicately -
Fast but delicate.
Added by Jami Ward on November 14, 2010 at 11:30pm —
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We can all smile while
Emotional storms blow through
Wrecking us inside.
Added by Jami Ward on November 13, 2010 at 11:30pm —
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Cold gray hazy day.
I feel winter coming soon.
Can I hibernate?
Added by Jami Ward on November 12, 2010 at 11:30pm —
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I'm a veteran
Of many things, including
The U.S. Navy.
Added by Jami Ward on November 11, 2010 at 11:30pm —
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I know what he likes;
When to stroke and when to pause.
Love to pet my dog.
Added by Jami Ward on November 10, 2010 at 11:30pm —
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When you're at the zoo
The funniest animals
Are all the people.
Added by Jami Ward on November 9, 2010 at 11:30am —
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Oh, lord, please help me
As I struggle to resist
New cute sexy shoes.
Added by Jami Ward on November 8, 2010 at 9:30pm —
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When you reach the end,
That can be a very good
Place to continue.
Added by Jami Ward on November 7, 2010 at 9:00pm —
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When my life ceases
The universe ceases, too -
In my mind, at least.
Added by Jami Ward on November 6, 2010 at 9:00pm —
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